Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers: We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.
Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers: Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops. Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family. And […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers: Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first. Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person. Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential. Wanted. Man to take care of cow […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers: Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers: For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex. Great Dames for sale. Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. Man, honest. Will take anything. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers: Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; children $2.00 For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. Now is your chance to have your ears […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers: 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers: Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. Stock up and save. Limit: one. Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.